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| Welcome to another edition of WTF Video of the Week! What, no witty introduction? Yeah, my mind is a total blank. I guess I'm just exhausted from celebrating another fabulous holiday. Yep, today is Groundhog Day! What other day do we have an excuse to get liquoured up in a tux and top hat, just to watch a furry little gremlin come out of a tight hole to look for a shadow! Speaking of gremlins in tight spaces, check out this guy's garage! WTF??? Enjoy! | ||||||||
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OPINIONS: 3 PEOPLE APPROVED, WHILE 2 PEOPLE DISAPPROVED |
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| If none of you have heard this saying, it rings so true, even if you don't realize it. Cats think of nothing but murder all day long. This video goes to show how much of a reality that saying is. Enjoy! | ||||||||
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One of my coworkers sent this to me today, and I just had to post it here. Hope you all enjoy! -- TG ************************************ One year, a husband decided to buy his mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift. The next year, he didn't buy her a gift. When she asked him why, he replied, "Well, you still haven't used the gift I bought you last year!" And that's how the fight got started... ******************** My wife walked into the den & asked "What's on the TV?" I replied "Dust". And that's how the fight got started... ******************** A woman is standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror and she is not happy with what she sees and says to her husband, 'I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.' The husband replies, 'Your eyesight's damn near perfect.' And that's how the fight got started... ******************** My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary. She said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 200 in about 3 seconds. I bought her a scale. And that's how the fight got started... ******************** I asked my wife, 'Where do you want to go for our anniversary?' It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation. 'Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!' she said. So I suggested, 'How about the kitchen?' And that's how the fight got started... ******************** My wife and I are watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in bed. I turned to her and said, 'Do you want to have sex?' 'No,' she answered. I then said, 'Is that your final answer?' She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying 'Yes.' So I said, 'Then I'd like to phone a friend.' And that's how the fight got started... ******************** When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive. So, I took her to a gas station. And that's how the fight got started... ******************** I tried to talk my wife into buying a case of Bud Light or Natural Light for $14.95. Instead, she bought a jar of cold cream for $7.95. I told her the beer would make her look better at night than the cold cream. And that's how the fight got started... ******************** My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table. My wife asked, do you know her?' 'Yes,' I sighed, ‘She’s my old girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since.' 'My God!' says my wife. 'Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?' And that's how the fight got started... ******************** After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's license to verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home. I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have to go home and come back later. The woman said, 'Unbutton your shirt'. So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair she said, 'That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me,' and she processed my Social Security application. When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the Social Security office. She said, 'You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten Disability, too.' And that's how the fight got started... ******************** I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some reason,> took my order first. 'I'll have the strip steak, medium rare, please..' The waiter said, 'Aren't you worried about the mad cow?' 'Nah, she can order for herself.' And that's how the fight got started... ******************** Saturday morning I got up early, quietly dressed, made my lunch, grabbed the dog, and slipped quietly into the garage. I hooked up the boat to the truck, and proceeded to back out into a torrential downpour. The wind was blowing 50 mph, so I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that the weather would be bad all day. I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into bed. I cuddled up to my wife's back, now with a different anticipation, and whispered, 'The weather out there is terrible. 'My loving wife of 10 years replied, 'Can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in that?' And that's how the fight got started... |
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I know I normally do this earlier in the year, but since we had the State of the Union address last night, it reminded me that I needed to give this site's annual Year in Review. For those of you who are either new to this site or haven't visited in a while, I do this every year, to let everybody know how the site is doing in regards to membership, traffic, and other fun stats. Yes, I run a very transparent site! :D We are a small site, so the numbers aren't staggering by any means, but we have a nice group of regulars that keep the site fun and interesting. So, thank you to everybody who frequents this site. This past year, our traffic dropped a bit, but at the same time, we reeled a few more of you lurkers in! We had seven new members this year, which is the most we've had in any year to date. We had approximately 250 fewer site hits in 2009 than we did in 2008, which from the way the stats go, I would almost have to attribute to fewer posts on my part. However, there are several new features on the site that show the promise of increasing site hits. The shorty codes, for instance, whenever they are used, the traffic on the site spikes. Plus, with the automatic notifications system we have setup, we get a lot of repeat traffic whenever blogs are posted, comments are made, forums are used, etc. I have a few more ideas in mind for this year to help drive site traffic up, but the responsibility falls on me for the time being to make sure that I'm posting fresh content to this site on a consistent basis. Despite the drop in site traffic, member usage seems to be on the rise. We did set a new record this year for total logins by members, a value which more than doubled the total of the new site's existance! While total blog comments were down, the forums have become a bit more active. Of course, the overall activity of the forums doesn't compare to 2003, when I was trying to establish new threads left and right, and that was about all there was to do on the site, but it was a majour increase from 2008, when I overhauled and reactivated the forum. The other record has to do with video. In the past, most of the videos that would be seen on this site were of the WTF variety. However, this past year, we've increased the number of non-WTF videos posted to the site, more than doubling the number of years past. I look for this number to increase this year, because in my effort to provide fresh content to this site, I won't be able to come up with new long blog posts all the time, but I can always post a video for you to watch, to keep you all coming back! What can you expect to see this year, in regards to new content and features? Well, in regards to categories that already exist, I plan on increasing the total number of videos posted to this site. I am hoping to keep coming with new WTF content every week, as well as reestablishing the "Game of the Week" category. Look for that to resume in February. Also, I need to get a lot of my old poems archived here, so I will be re-releasing some of my old work for you to enjoy or not. I will probably do one a week, and hopefully, that will inspire me to think of some new poems for future release. Plus, some of you may have heard me talking about this in person, but I haven't made any mention of it on this site yet, so here's the official announcement. I have begun work on a webcomic! This will hopefully be a weekly series that will premiere later this year. I'm still working out some plot events and characters, but I think I've got a pretty solid premise that I hope you will enjoy. As for new features, I am working on the like/dislike function for blog posts. Right around the time that feature is released, you will also see new buttons to automatically share posts on your Facebook, MySpace, and other sites. Also, I am in the planning stages for a reimagining of TGBob TV. There is one other surprise I'm holding back on, because this one new feature may be one of the biggest changes we've had on this site in quite a while, and announcing it here would probably not do the feature justice. Plus, I don't want to announce it until I'm ready to launch it, so it will be a surprise to the end! One other thing I will be doing this year is giving out awards to members for different categories for the year 2009. There won't be any physical prizes to hand out, but anybody who wins one of the awards will get a medal/trophy to be shown on their member board! My goals for this year, in regards to site traffic and membership? First, for new members, I would like to have a double-digit year in regards to new members. I am also shooting for at least a 5000 hit year, and would like to try for 1000 hits in a single month. We would have to average just under 36 hits a day to get 1000 hits in February, which is possible, considering that the highest number of hits we've gotten in a day is 48. We just need to get a nice string of those high hit days in order to have a chance. So I will need your help in spreading the word about this site. Please spread the word, use the shorty codes if you see something you like, and keep coming back. Hopefully, this will get more people to come to the site, and eventually sign up. I will do my part and continue to post new content and tell people I know about the site. In conclusion, I would like to say thank you for another great year. As always, I would appreciate any feedback, suggestion, etc., that you could give me. I look forward to another great year with you all! -- TG ------------------------------ MEMBER INFO ------------------------------ Number of Members: 30 New Members this year: 7 *** NEW RECORD SITE STATS (2009/Total) ------------------------------ Site Visits: 3310/8500 (RECORD: 3557; 2008) Unique Visitors: 512/1318 (RECORD: 625; 2008) Most Visits for ---- Single Day: 34; 11/20/09 (RECORD: 48; 12/09/08) ---- Month: 404; May (RECORD: 423; December 2008) MEMBER STATS (2009/Total) ------------------------------ Number of Logins: 431/823 *** NEW RECORD Number of Comments: 195/770 (RECORD: 298; 2008) BLOG STATS (2009/Total) ------------------------------ Number of Blogs: 146/461 By Category ---- Daily Blog: 73/239 (RECORD: 104; 2008) ---- Video Blog: 0/1 (RECORD: 1; 2007) ---- Sports: 1/23 (RECORD: 17; 2007) ---- Projects: 0/3 (RECORD: 2; 2007) ---- WTF: 42/124 (RECORD: 49; 2008) ---- Other Videos: 28/54 *** NEW RECORD ---- Polls: 2/8 (RECORD: 4; 2007) ---- Poetry: 0/1 (RECORD: 1; 2008) ---- Game of the Week: 0/8 (RECORD: 8; 2008) FORUM STATS (2009/Total) ------------------------------ Threads Created: 20 (RECORD: 148; 2003) Most Threads Created for ---- Single Day: 3; 08/23/09 (RECORD: 28; 06/30/03) ---- Month: 4; May, June, & August (RECORD: 44; August 2003) Number of Posts: 105 (RECORD: 192; 2003) Most Posts for ---- Single Day: 7; 05/11/09 (RECORD: 28; 06/30/03) ---- Month: 29; June (RECORD: 46; August 2003) MEMBER BOARD STATS (New for 2009) ------------------------------ Number of Messages: 52 Most Messages in ---- Single Day: 19; 05/06/09 ---- Month: 34; May |
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| Ah yes, Yaguchi Mari... my dream girl... of course, I would have some competition... by my Japanese Doppleganger! Hope you all enjoy this video of the Oriental version of me with my favourite Morning Musume idol! | ||||||||
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